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Opening night of my cities production of Grease! Super excited to be playing Rizzo in it. Sorry lovely followers I haven't been as creative online but that will be over soon.

kelsbraintumbler:

luminousalicorn:

jcatgrl:

copperbadge:

persinetteinthetower:

moriartythetease:

So what happens if two people who have promised their firstborn to separate witches have a child together? Do they both just pop up in the nursery and have a custody battle?

I need a book about a little girl whose parents had promised their firstborn to different witches and the only way that both ends of the deal were fulfilled was for them to have joint custody of the child.

I love it!

And then the witches, forced to share a cottage while raising their joint stolen child, fall in love…

Done. Double, Double.

EEEEeeeeee this is adorable and great and people should read it!

(via inkblots-on-autumn-leaves)

noonecanbeabetteryouthanyou:

elwethe:

operameister:

thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:

agentgreenfishy:

poselikeateam:

fuck-i-just:

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

"Underground Airlines, how may I help?"

City Morgue. You kill ‘em, we grill ‘em!

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